Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Gumby Hollas at Bitches in Iambic Pentameter

Phase One: In Which Doris Gets her Oats


"Yo Doris - How bout I Holla at You?
Holla Holla Holla Holla Holla
Holla Holla Holla Holla Holla
Holla Holla Holla Holla Holla
How 'bout Gumby up in your vagina ?"




"Aww.. Gumby, you all up in my shit'd be like a whale swallowing a tic-tac. Hell Naw."







"My lady, when such sentiments I hear,
My mind doth bend to tales of yester-year,
And a life without me, I must declare,
would leave you like another, also fair,
Adrift on rough seas, no sails guide your boat,
like Harold Melvin without the Blue Notes,
You Ain't Never Goin Platinum. Bitch.
Enjoy the crabs, think of me when you itch."







"Aww.. Gumby, you don't really have anything so.. unsavoury, do you? I mean, like, ummm, that'd be like, really, like uncool, after our, you know, intimacy and all. "



"Chill, bitch; you know Gumby wraps his shit up.

It's that Knoxville you gotta worry 'bout,

Looks like he Donkey Punched you good, my dear.

Lucky you got out before the Sanchez."

7 Comments:

Blogger Virgle Kent said...

Ha ha ha ha ha, you had me Gumby hollas at Bitches! Is that J Simpson, that broad looks donkey kicked! Wow! for real for real if you want to hook up with her all you have to do is be her coast star in a movie. Word is she's banging that comidian Dane Cook now since she's starring with him in the movie employee of the month.

Holla,

P.s I need a life

20:01  
Blogger copyranter said...

He's come along since he was a little green slab of clay.

08:33  
Blogger Candy Minx said...

I think he's had work done.

14:15  
Blogger David said...

He is stuffed, after all.

Also, I did go to town with the blue and yellow colors in Microsoft Paint. But that's because I am an artist, so I can do shit like that.

Everything else is natural, though.

18:04  
Blogger Candy Minx said...

Heh heh.

Yeah, you really did go all out.

12:13  
Blogger Meredith said...

You're really going to be an artist after I teach you Photoshop.

21:05  
Blogger David said...

Sheeeit.. As long as I can download it for free. Us artists are like, you know, starving and shit.. like.. broke and shit.

04:22  

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