Gumby Hollas at Bitches in Iambic Pentameter
Phase One: In Which Doris Gets her Oats
"Yo Doris - How bout I Holla at You?
Holla Holla Holla Holla Holla
Holla Holla Holla Holla Holla
Holla Holla Holla Holla Holla
How 'bout Gumby up in your vagina ?"
"Aww.. Gumby, you all up in my shit'd be like a whale swallowing a tic-tac. Hell Naw."
"My lady, when such sentiments I hear,
My mind doth bend to tales of yester-year,
And a life without me, I must declare,
would leave you like another, also fair,
Adrift on rough seas, no sails guide your boat,
like Harold Melvin without the Blue Notes,
You Ain't Never Goin Platinum. Bitch.
Enjoy the crabs, think of me when you itch."
"Aww.. Gumby, you don't really have anything so.. unsavoury, do you? I mean, like, ummm, that'd be like, really, like uncool, after our, you know, intimacy and all. "
"Yo Doris - How bout I Holla at You?
Holla Holla Holla Holla Holla
Holla Holla Holla Holla Holla
Holla Holla Holla Holla Holla
How 'bout Gumby up in your vagina ?"
"Aww.. Gumby, you all up in my shit'd be like a whale swallowing a tic-tac. Hell Naw."
"My lady, when such sentiments I hear,My mind doth bend to tales of yester-year,
And a life without me, I must declare,
would leave you like another, also fair,
Adrift on rough seas, no sails guide your boat,
like Harold Melvin without the Blue Notes,
You Ain't Never Goin Platinum. Bitch.
Enjoy the crabs, think of me when you itch."
"Aww.. Gumby, you don't really have anything so.. unsavoury, do you? I mean, like, ummm, that'd be like, really, like uncool, after our, you know, intimacy and all. "
"Chill, bitch; you know Gumby wraps his shit up.
It's that Knoxville you gotta worry 'bout,
Looks like he Donkey Punched you good, my dear.
Lucky you got out before the Sanchez."
posted by David at 7:00 PM
6 Comments:
He's come along since he was a little green slab of clay.
I think he's had work done.
He is stuffed, after all.
Also, I did go to town with the blue and yellow colors in Microsoft Paint. But that's because I am an artist, so I can do shit like that.
Everything else is natural, though.
Heh heh.
Yeah, you really did go all out.
You're really going to be an artist after I teach you Photoshop.
Sheeeit.. As long as I can download it for free. Us artists are like, you know, starving and shit.. like.. broke and shit.
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