Colon SuperFood Showdown - Round Two

Yes, Dear reader, it is time for Colon Super Food Showdown #2. The last superfood, you will recall, was Melon.

Today?

Tequila.

Specifically, Frida Kahlo brand Tequila.

It's delicious, nutritious, and life affirming. Also easy drinking, straight out of the bottle.

Like Mother's Milk. Which, if you desire, can be the official selection of Colon SuperFood Showdown Round #3, coming soon, you clean-colon-loving bastards.