No Drinking for Four Days

..Except for last night, which ended the valiant streak.

And how's the poop, you ask?

Dynamite.

And how about a transcript of a recent Gmail chat?

me: Kinome
6:16 PM Corey: KYgnome
me: MyGnome
Corey: Gynome the gynocological "ome"
6:17 PM me: The Gynecological One
Corey: All things vaginal, including blood burps
me: Discluding
Corey: discharge
me: 'DisCharge?
6:18 PM Corey: Deez Chargers gonna kick ass dis season meng

I would have to agree with such an objective statement. Such reasoning, from such a reasoned man.