Exemplifying greatness, general beattitude, and anthropomorphic alienation in a general, non-specific (and wholly untenable) way, I hereby present to you, Luckiest Reader whom ever walked the earth, the Mona Lisa Tea Compliation.
Not since I supped the blood of an Avon lady hath I consumed such pleasant spirits.
Trader Joe's night time, Breathe Easy, Ginger and Licorice teas combine with soporific splendor and magnitude con Tequila Gran Batallon (reposado), straight out of Rosarito.
And why, dear Reader, should I deserve such.. Pleasaunce?
For I have won.
The greatest prize that nary a mortal competition hath wrought.