I Heart Cathy and Haikus

"Where's this finger been?
Pie, then Irving's special place,
Then more pie, donuts."











(spoken by Irving [or perhaps the dog])

"No boners for me,
How I long for death's embrace,
or a Good Crack whore."








"I ain't no crack whore,
It's just that, well, I smoke rock,
and I whore myself."