Tuesday, July 25, 2006

I Heart Cathy and Haikus



"Where's this finger been?
Pie, then Irving's special place,
Then more pie, donuts."











(spoken by Irving [or perhaps the dog])

"No boners for me,
How I long for death's embrace,
or a Good Crack whore."








"I ain't no crack whore,
It's just that, well, I smoke rock,
and I whore myself."

9 Comments:

Blogger Pie said...

I wrote a haiku over on this site and then got all paranoid that I'd done it wrong so I looked it up on Wikipedia. There was a link to haikus about sex and spam (the food), very strange...it's here if you want to see it.

06:54  
Blogger David said...

That Spam haiku link is excellent. Thanks, Pie.

08:12  
Blogger Gentleman-hobbs said...

Love the twisted sense of humour will read you again

13:12  
Blogger dancing at gunpoint said...

CATHY MAKES ME PUKE
SHE IS FAT, DUMB, AND ICKY
A HUGE SMELLY PIG

07:54  
Blogger Virgle Kent said...

Please ask my permission before using my moms pics for one of your posts again... I let it slide this time

10:44  
Blogger Candy Minx said...

Heh heh good poems. You are scary talented!

14:50  
Blogger David said...

Damn, V, Divine Brown is your moms?

What's that make Hugh Grant?

16:43  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cathy replies:

If Irv bangs that ho
I'll suffocate the bastard
Sittin' on his face

22:18  
Blogger Slinky Redfoot said...

"I've been smoking crack
for years
and I ain't got no habit."

05:44  

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