Some Folk'll never lose a toe.. But then again, some folk'll.

Yes, the fecundity that somehow applies itself to thine own narrator has become.. incarnate. Much like some aspiring young North Eastern United States blog folk (and then again, some foke'll) doth aspire to be Gawkered, gazed and grazed upon by the digital tentacle of Le Grand Pomme, your humble servant hath been, in a word, CONSUMED.













Ironically, mine own comments, uttered onto the site of of one who creatively dissects, digests, and discards such detritus, hath been used in the very format of a Testimonial, fellating the capitalist mothership Gillette, whose stadium I doth adore, and whose products I utilize and vehemently prostelytize. Patriot, I.






On an unrelated note, I've been waking up everyday coughing like a young collegian. Februaryitis hath spread to my soul; Beer and a Bong Hit, Two Bits.