The Constant Gardener
The Constant Gardener.. IS HE.
Accepting said statements as truth, Our gardening protagonist knows one or two of life's basic tenets:
.. And using tools..
doth a harvest yield. *
He also ascertained through sheer Darwinistic and Karmic Social Evolution that dealings with Well Dressed Men, such as those demonstrated in the following photograph, lead to one inevitable, and unenviable veracity:
Dead men tell no tales..
.. but can still remain au courant vis-a-vis their accoutrements with only a tasteful black tie and accompanying captain's hat.
* Actual Tangelo harvest from back yard.